The SLOGAN meme!

Put your name in, and generate slogan after each question. Generator here! [link]

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I liked the Henu so much, I bought the company.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Designed for Henu. ()

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Cleans a big, big Henu for less than half a crown! (....... D8)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Wouldn't You rather be Henu? (O yes plz~)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Thank Henu it's Friday! ()

6. To someone you dislike?
Did somebody say Henu? (Arrrr!)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would
you excuse yourself?
Made in Scotland from Henu. (...er)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
It takes a tough man to make a tender Henu. (LOL)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The home of Henu. (I live in failure xDD)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
There ain't no party like a Henu party! ()

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Ring around the Henu gets your whole wash clean. ("Omfgilbo so you married me just so I could wash your laundry?!" >8O)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Got Henu? (>8D)

13. What are the best words to describe you?
You've got questions. We've got Henu. (;D)

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Henu. (HAJO XDDDDDDDDDDDD)

15. Your last words before you die...
Feel the raw naked Henu of the road. ( ...eh? )

16. Your message to a special someone..
We're with the Henu.

17. Title of this post will be..
Be Like Dad, Keep Henu. (o___________o)